Ladies’ Man
Henry Sr. went back home to the gentlemen at the club and had quite the story to tell them. Not only was he getting over his divorce with ease, he had also slept with three young women… well, he slept, they didn’t.
Ladies Man
Not Too Permanent
Getting a tattoo is a decision that will last a lifetime, but a “permanent marker” isn’t actually forever. A bachelorette party in Vegas should be fun, but it shouldn’t be the platform for the greatest mistake of your life. Yeah, tell that to the rest of the people in this gallery.
Not Too Permanent
Bad Hangover
One of the funniest movies of all-time is The Hangover. I mean, come on, who didn’t love Zach Galifianakis as Alan? Well these young ladies found their own “Hangover” version of Vegas when they teamed up with this carbon copy of Alan – sunglasses and all!
Bad Hangover
When The Chips Are Down
Who said that winning isn’t tiring? Even when you’re dominating at the tables, you need to keep yourself hydrated, or else. This young woman was hitting it big until she couldn’t even keep her head up anymore.
When The Chips Are Down
Beating Anorexia
Oh, America. A wonderful place where you can supersize any meal… even if it has already been supersized. The “Heart Attack Grill” might dress their patrons in hospital gowns, and their wait staff in nurses outfits, but you seriously should’t expect them to save your life after downing a 20-story burger!
Beating Anorexia
Vegas Couple Goals
Aren’t these two just the epitome of a couple having fun at each-others’ expense? You’ve got to admit that those made-shift hats and their captions are absolutely hilarious!
Vegas Couple Goals
What Friends Are For
Poor guy. Great friends. Tony was suffering the effects of a bad break-up, so his mates decided to take him to Vegas for a weekend. When the drinks caught up with Tony, he hit the floor in a ball of sadness, but not for long enough that his friends didn’t spring into action and spoon the crap out of him for support.
What Friends Are For
Not The Best Idea
Listen, gambling can be heck of a frustrating thing to do. We don’t all win – man, we hardly ever win on the slot machines. But this dude took his frustration a little too far!
Not The Best Idea
Ah, Vegas
I’ve got a question – how successful do you think this Vegas taxi driver has been? I’d like to imagine that he has been the busiest cab driver in the city… but I’m also sure that others have been even busier than him, if you know what I mean.
Ah Vegas
How’s That Poker Face?
Sunglasses work really well during a poker game. But what about dressing up as Chewbacca from Star Wars? It certainly doesn’t help those around you to relax. Smart move, sir… or ma’am.
How’s That Poker Face?
Truthful Advertising
Hey, it might not be the most sensitive advertisement board, but it sure as heck is honest. Anyone care for a trip to Lee’s Discount Liquor store?
Truthful Advertising
One Last Time
Life is one big gamble. Will we take the right job? Go to the right school? Marry the right person? Will we arrive on time to our own wedding or will we hit the slot machines one last time?
One Last Time
Money In The Mattress
You’ve heard of people stuffing cash into their mattresses, but this is too much. Bradley was certain that transferring his wins directly to his mattress would ensure its safety. Someone needed to tell him that the mattress belonged to the hotel, though.
Money In The Mattress
Great Hat
All he wanted was to visit a strip club on his first trip to Vegas. His girlfriend was quite the joker, and offered him to get his very own stripper on a pole. He was head over heels… so was his stripper.
Great Hat
Getting Lucky
Vegas is one of the capitals in the world of entertainment. Burlesque dancers at hotels? Yes. Casinos bigger than your high school? Oh yeah. Monkeys trying to get a good feel? Absolutely.
Getting Lucky
Who’s The Lucky Man?
Before tying the knot, it’s worth going out for one last night of crazy single fun. Bachelorette parties are highly underrated… seriously, just ask this dude.
Who’s The Lucky Man?
Morning After
What you see here is a picture that perfectly captures a night out in Las Vegas. Oh, this is the next morning’s breakfast table.
Morning After
It’s Was A Good Idea
Yeah, you might want to take a second look at that tattoo. There is no artist by the name of “Jon Bovi”. There’s also no need for the word “is” either. Great, now that we have that out the way…
Its Was A Good Idea
Unisex Bathroom
Talk about making men feel secure about their… packages. Nothing like having a collection of women peering over the urinal while you do your business. They don’t look judgmental at all.
Unisex Bathroom
Minnie’s Unemployment
Minnie Mouse was going through some rough times. Disneyland had replaced her with a newer and younger model, so she was looking for other employment. Unfortunately, Las Vegas might not be the easiest place to crack it.
Minnie’s Unemployment
Thank God
For all those Sin City sinners, there’s a way back! No matter what you get up to in Las Vegas, just know that there’s a church you can attend afterwards.
Thank God
Still Waiting
Left at the altar. Absolutely awful. How long does someone have to wait for Prince Charming to come along and sweep them off their feet?
Still Waiting
Almost Made It
Poor girl! She was so close to making it, and then this happened. Only another meter and she would have made it to the bathroom. The only problem was that she wasn’t trying to get to the bathroom; she was trying to get back to her room… in the hotel next door.
Almost Made It
Spot On
For all of you Hangover fans, do you remember the line that the bride’s father said just before the guys headed out to Vegas? “Remember, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That sh** will come back with you.”
Spot On
Ben Dover’s Sister
Who said employees around Las Vegas working in the local Starbucks can’t have fun too? Court Knee? Perhaps her brother is Ben Dover.
Ben Dover’s Sister
Breaking Even
This woman didn’t quite understand what it meant to break even. However she did find that at the end of the night at the casino, her sheets were all balanced. Badam dum dish!
Breaking Even
Yep, It Counts
Folks, getting married at a ceremony in Las Vegas sure does count in real life. It doesn’t matter how drunk you might be, or if you look kind of like Elvis and Marilyn Monroe.
Yep, It Counts
Even Superheroes
Sin City is the perfect place to get away from the routine of daily life. This rings true for everyone, even Batman and other superheroes and super-villains.
Even Superheroes
Too Many Mushrooms
Oh, Mario! Do you know what happens when you have too many mushrooms? Aside from chasing all those floating golden coins around the sewage system, you land up clocked out on the sidewalk.
Too Many Mushrooms
Just One Night
There’s something to be said about Vegas and dad jokes. Do they really go together? Well, if you’re looking for a one-night-stand, this is your guy!
Just One Night
He’s A P.I.M.P.
While we’re all trying to get our swag on, this dude is killing it without even trying. He’s a P.I.M.P., that’s for sure. Wow! What a player!
He’s A P.I.M.P.
We Saw Hairspray
Who thought you could get to see Hairspray while travelling around the casino? One thing is for sure, I wouldn’t want to be the person waiting for him to get ready before going out.
We Saw Hairspray
Tall Tale
There’s something about this woman that tells me she might not be kidding. Others might just think that her going to school with Jesus is just a tall tale.
Tall Tale
Oops…
You don’t get many engagement proposals that are better than this. Standing beside her idol, Britney Spears, her boyfriend took advantage of her happiest state and popped the question. She said a big, fat ‘NO’. Just kidding! She could hardly speak, but she managed a ‘yes’.
Oops…
Too Drunk To Eat
How drunk do you have to be? They ordered a stack of food from a local Vegas restaurant, and their intention had always been to eat their takeouts. But whose Vegas plan ever goes as expected?
Too Drunk To Eat
