Ridiculous Walmart Celebrities, Not Just Your Average Shoppers

Published on April 26, 2018

Ridiculous Walmart Celebrities Not Just Your Average Shoppers

Ridiculous Walmart Celebrities Not Just Your Average Shoppers


Walmart is one of the best places on earth. Why? Not just because of the plethora of awesome products, but because you can see some of the absolute weirdest people ever! Think we aren’t serious? We have compiled evidence of this. Take a look at the gallery we put together of some of the most outrageous men and women who totally are Walmart trend setters. You should get a good laugh, and you might want to become like one of them.

Walmart is a magical place that has so, so many things. You can buy literally anything you can imagine there. Need clothing? Appliances? Cucumbers? A new TV? Walmart has it. Despite all the millions of products and brands, some people seem to be going to Walmart these days not necessarily to buy things they need, but just to show up and show off. Need a good laugh? Not afraid of a little shock? This gallery of Walmart shoppers is one that will definitely make you laugh out loud and possibly question humanity.

Walmart has been doing very well recently in the business world. They aim to sell bulk products that everyone can afford. Today they are pulling in massive revenue of about $485 billion. While the products certainly were the initial draw, over the years a Walmart culture has certainly developed. Men and women of all ages now go just for the Walmart experience even if they don’t need anything. This culture has developed into a full internet sensation. The shoppers of Walmart have, in their own right, become unidentified celebrities in the mass consumption world. Take a look of the gallery we compiled of just some Walmart celebs. These Walmart photos might have you asking a number of questions, none of which will be “Where can I get that?” All we can say is, next time you go to Walmart, get a shopping cart and then get your camera ready, because you’re probably going to see some laughable ladies and gentlemen.

Very High Heels

Are you too short to reach the top shelf? This woman came prepared. She can reach anything. The shelf packers can’t prevent her from buying her dream products.

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Very High Heels

Very High Heels

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Never Too Late To Dream

Grandpa Joe dreamed he went to Walmart. Wait, he actually did! We love his full head of hair to go with his beautiful dress. He is probably having a very comfortable shopping experience in the middle of the night.

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Never Too Late To Dream

Never Too Late To Dream

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Liz, My Crush

It was love at first sight. I thought she was so pretty. I had the nerve to go up to her and ask her out. She didn’t say anything back. I guess lizards don’t speak when they are with other people. Sadness.

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Liz My Crush

Liz My Crush

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Walmart Bus

Sick of getting lost in Walmart? Don’t worry, you can create your own public transportation like these people. It is better to get lost together than all alone.

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Walmart Bus

Walmart Bus

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Pushy Parents

Who said parents always have to do all the work? Susan made Kevin do all the driving so she could relax a bit.

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Pushy Parents

Pushy Parents

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Fake It Till You Make It

You know what they say: pretending is just as good as the real thing. If you lack confidence, you just have to suck it up and pretend you rule the world. Having a bad day? Fake a smie, no one will question you. Can’t afford real Uggs? Just get a piece of tape and a marker. No one will know the difference.

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Fake It Till You Make It

Fake It Till You Make It

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Monkey Business

Why wouldn’t a baby monkey come for the deal on bulk bananas? It was buy one get fifty free that day. All the monkeys in town showed up and went bananas.

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Monkey Business

Monkey Business

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Mixed Messages

You definitely need some smooth speaking skills to explain yourself out of this outfit.

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Mixed Messages

Mixed Messages

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The American Flag

Never saw a human American flag before? Now you have.

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The American Flag

The American Flag

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Trend Setter

This young man doesn’t quite have a Beyonce booty, but he is making up for it with his style. I think he posed for awhile because this cannot be easy to cruise around the aisles of Walmart in.

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Trend Setter

Trend Setter

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It’s A Miracle

If you are at Walmart, don’t miss a thing. Short? Bring your Walmart heals. You might miss a life changing product if you don’t. They keep all the best stuff on the top shelfs.

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Its A Miracle

Its A Miracle

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If You’ve Got it

If you’ve got it, flaunt it. If you don’t got it, draw it. Or fill it in. We aren’t sure.

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If Youve Got It

If Youve Got It

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Shoes For Life

Pressed for time? Need a Walmart pedicure but don’t have time to wait for the polish to dry? Don’t worry, just rock these shoes and you can shop til you drop.

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Shoes For Life

Shoes For Life

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Aisle 5

Want a new puppy? You can’t buy it at Walmart. You can however see some left behinds of these pups on aisle 5. Ever heard someone shout, “clean up on aisle 5?” This is why. It’s basically just as exciting as getting a dog, right?

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Aisle 5

Aisle 5

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Dressing Up

Who said Walmart dress code should be casual? You never know who you will meet or who will take your photograph these days in Walmart. Do what these women do, go big or go home.

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Dressing Up

Dressing Up

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The Line… Just Beat It!

This Michael Jackson impersonator needed to pick up beans for the Jackson Family Reunion BBQ. But with so many choices of beans, he told himself, “It doesn’t matter if they’re black or white!”

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The Line... Just Beat It

The Line… Just Beat It

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Drain Hair

He had a clogged drain and luckily had a tool connected to his head that saved the day. Now he needs to buy conditioner to get the shine back.

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Drain Hair

Drain Hair

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Slowly Slowly

It is always a good idea to go as slow as a tortoise so you don’t miss something crucial.

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Slowly Slowly

Slowly Slowly

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Melting Ice-Cream

We think this is fashion art. It is a beautiful frozen yogurt cone slowly melting. We kind of want an ice cream now.

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Melting Ice Cream

Melting Ice Cream

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Changing Rooms?

Walmart is chill. Who needs a changing room? No one judges here, it is part of the company’s policy.

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Changing Rooms

Changing Rooms

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Ferret Adventure

This man is following Walmart protocol. He is observing the “no dogs,” rule. He brought his ferret. There are no signs about ferrets.

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Ferret Adventure

Ferret Adventure

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Be The Rainbow

To be fair, it was “National Rainbow Day.” This woman celebrates all national holidays. Luckily there were no photos taken of her the following day. It was “National Adam and Eve Day.”

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Be The Rainbow

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Message Received

If you can read this, you’re driving, we mean walking, to close to the man. Back it up and get the message, geez!

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Message Received

Message Received

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The Mask

Got a hot date in the parking lot? Don’t worry, you can prepare with a free mud mask sample. You’ll be ready to go in 5 minutes.

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The Mask

The Mask

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Young At Heart

You know what they say, dress how you feel. If you feel 15, dress like a 15 year old.

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Young At Heart

Young At Heart

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Cheap Captain American

Didn’t you know superheros get an extra .15 cents off? This guy gets the discount on top of a bunch of coupons he has collected. Nice work, Captain!

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Cheap Captain American

Cheap Captain American

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Floor Cleaner

This new hire cleaned the floors so impecably, he drew a crowed. The local policemen wanted to see just how he does it.

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Floor Cleaner

Floor Cleaner

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I Do!

Couples that go to Walmart together, stay together. These newlyweds arrived to open up a joint account. What an amazing start to their lives together.

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I Do

I Do

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Smart Granny

There are alot of people and probably germs in Walmart. Can’t afford to put your grandchild in a full bubble? A simple bag works.

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Smart Granny

Smart Granny

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Safe Town

There is no crime in this town. He has stayed in that post for over 20 years. His work is still valued, though.

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Safe Town

Safe Town

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Bling Bling

Why not wear all your best jewlery together? You never know who you will run into at Walmart. Don’t miss out on a single compliment.

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Bling Bling

Bling Bling

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Nap Time

Tyrel had exactly 20 minutes to power nap. Good thing his usual spot was open.

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Nap Time

Nap Time

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Oh, Rapunzel

She has no problem getting her shopping partners up to the top of the shelves. The view from up there isn’t as good alone.

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Oh Rapunzel

Oh Rapunzel

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Melted Ice Cream

This man is doing a representation of melted ice cream. He does it well.

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Melted Ice Cream

Melted Ice Cream

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Mrs. Wolverine

The bigger, the better, right? That’s this woman’s view about her hair. The more frizz, the better. No frizz products are for weaklings.

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Mrs. Wolverine

Mrs. Wolverine

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Walmart Celebrity

She is basically the Lady Gaga of Walmart. All her outfits are originals. Photographs of her sporting different unique trends have circulated the internet more times than the Earth has circulated the sun.

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Walmart Celebrity

Walmart Celebrity

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Wild Family

These parents didn’t have the cutest-looking kids in the world, but at least they were well-behaved.

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Wild Family

Wild Family

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Today’s Special

Not sure how much to sell your child for? No problem, no barcode neccessary at Walmart.

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Todays Special

Todays Special

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It’s A Kilt!

This man was annoyed at everyone asking about his skirt. It obviously isn’t a skirt, it is a kilt. He could explain that but he had a little more difficulty explaining about those hot pink leggings.

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Its A Kilt

Its A Kilt

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“Blue Body Paint… Hmmm”

Go blue, or go home. She didn’t go home. She bought some blue paint to achieve her goal of being 100% blue.

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Blue Body Paint... Hmmm

Blue Body Paint… Hmmm

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Customer Cupid

This guy just wanted to spread love to all people, especially Walmart customers. What is wrong with that?

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Customer Cupid

Customer Cupid

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Killing Two Birds

So little time, so much to do. This woman knows how to multi-task.

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Killing Two Birds

Killing Two Birds

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Who Pantsed Him?

Can you believe someone pantsed this dude when he was trying on night gowns? Pretty rude, we think.

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Who Pantsed Him

Who Pantsed Him

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Use The Correct Pronoun, Please

If you are tired of being called Mr. instead of Ms., just make a sign. Problem solved.

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Use The Correct Pronoun Please

Use The Correct Pronoun Please

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Never Go Shopping With The Wife

Don’t go shopping with your Mrs. unless you want to end up like this guy. Shopping lists are meaningless. Don’t be naieve.

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Never Go Shopping With The Wife

Never Go Shopping With The Wife

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Pin Code Thief

Max is a skilled petty ATM pin code thief. . Every day he was finding new ways to surreptitiously acquire other people’s bank card pin codes.

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Pin Code Thief

Pin Code Thief

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Fashion Plunge

Who needs a lip kit when you can wear a plunge? It’s just as fashion forward. Right?

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Fashion Plunge

Fashion Plunge

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I See Floating Torsos

They are playing Call of Duty, but IRL.

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I See Floating Torsos

I See Floating Torsos

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It Worked!

Stanley’s time machine worked! The only problem is he aged a bit. Good thing Walmart has tons of beauty products for this very reason.

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It Worked

It Worked

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Trend Setter

He took opposite day to the next level. Now everyone is doing it. Could you get on board with this idea?

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Trend Setter

Trend Setter

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